I’d put a pair of speakers against the adjoining wall between the apartments and blast “Baby Shark” or another annoying song on repeat (“They’re Coming to Take Me Away” is another contender) while you’re at work, loud enough to annoy her but not so loud that she can claim noise disturbance.
When she complains, tell her you’ll stop the music if she stops the chemical warfare.
did you ask what she does when he gets morning wood
She can’t afford it on her own. Gonna have up check on the lease breaking terms
Maybe she is 60. But probably not.
I’d put a pair of speakers against the adjoining wall between the apartments and blast “Baby Shark” or another annoying song on repeat (“They’re Coming to Take Me Away” is another contender) while you’re at work, loud enough to annoy her but not so loud that she can claim noise disturbance.
When she complains, tell her you’ll stop the music if she stops the chemical warfare.